Wednesday, June 25, 2008

What It Feels Like to Not Get Into 501

I was advised to repeat 401 at the NY UCB Training Center.

I feel like an outcast! A leper! Woe be those who once associated with me; they may have been exposed to sickly tendencies. The same, tired characters; selfish performances stymied by a lack of supportive moves; and downright stage fright. These are the symptoms of the poor improviser, a hack.

It feels like someone outed me as a racist, a bigot for all societies. What a brazenfaced perpetrator of all that is wrong!

Christ. It feels terrible.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Revealing Acts

This is a work in progress. The tolerant and mature do not dismiss a person after finding out more about them. Their opinion of the person may change, understandably.

The following games will reveal a lot about a person:

Two People Doing Trust Falls

Take Me to McDonald's, Coworker. Right now.

Roll in the Mud for a Distant Friend

Fight Me

Hold Your Eye Contact With Complete Strangers

How Many Pornstars Can You List Off the Top of Your Head?

If All Endeavors Led to Success, Our Language Would Change

Incongruous Generosity Takes Its Toll; Given the Circumstances, What Is the Straight and Narrow When Even Children Are Taught to Become the Twisted Misconception of How an Animal Survives in the Wild: No Room for Sympathy But Little Do They Know That the Capacity to Care For Others Is Innate and Wholly Appropriate in Any Situation