Here's the church, and...

Steeplechase. Track with a puddle.

But who can watch the watchmen?

The American public can, come March 2009!

Killing me won't bring back your fucking honey!

I enjoy a 3.75 oz. bag of Wise's Honey BBQ flavored potato chips every other day at my desk. I won't have that luxury if the honey bee problem continues. The Happening mentions the honey bee mystery massacre. It's pretty important if you think about it.

Transfer

Long-form improv comedy doesn't visually transliterate well into video. It's pretty good with just audio, though. The object work and silly physical moves are lost but everything else stays entertaining.

Go like this

My hands move like this when I talk. Recently, I don't know if it's to compensate for the fact that I'm trying hard to sound more sure of myself by speaking louder and using more brusque statements. But, if it is, it looks fucking hilarious.