Score one for nature!

Fully functional, same specs from the start. You are you!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/04/garden/04twins.html

Here's the church, and...

Steeplechase. Track with a puddle.

But who can watch the watchmen?

The American public can, come March 2009!

Killing me won't bring back your fucking honey!

I enjoy a 3.75 oz. bag of Wise's Honey BBQ flavored potato chips every other day at my desk. I won't have that luxury if the honey bee problem continues. The Happening mentions the honey bee mystery massacre. It's pretty important if you think about it.

Transfer

Long-form improv comedy doesn't visually transliterate well into video. It's pretty good with just audio, though. The object work and silly physical moves are lost but everything else stays entertaining.

Go like this

My hands move like this when I talk. Recently, I don't know if it's to compensate for the fact that I'm trying hard to sound more sure of myself by speaking louder and using more brusque statements. But, if it is, it looks fucking hilarious.

One shot

Am I Awesome?

Things I Did Last Night

Enjoyable!

Stop Snitchin'

I will avenge the Asian Longhorned Beetle.

I always thought it would be funny to tag up one of those ads I frequently see on the 7 train, where they are pushing a hotline for reporting sightings of Asian longhorned beetles. A cheeky Stop Snitchin' sticker would have the same effect. I just ordered and batch and will try to paste them on the ads I see. Should be fun.

What It Feels Like to Not Get Into 501

I was advised to repeat 401 at the NY UCB Training Center.

I feel like an outcast! A leper! Woe be those who once associated with me; they may have been exposed to sickly tendencies. The same, tired characters; selfish performances stymied by a lack of supportive moves; and downright stage fright. These are the symptoms of the poor improviser, a hack.

It feels like someone outed me as a racist, a bigot for all societies. What a brazenfaced perpetrator of all that is wrong!

Christ. It feels terrible.

Revealing Acts

This is a work in progress. The tolerant and mature do not dismiss a person after finding out more about them. Their opinion of the person may change, understandably.

The following games will reveal a lot about a person:

Two People Doing Trust Falls

Take Me to McDonald's, Coworker. Right now.

Roll in the Mud for a Distant Friend

Fight Me

Hold Your Eye Contact With Complete Strangers

How Many Pornstars Can You List Off the Top of Your Head?

If All Endeavors Led to Success, Our Language Would Change

Incongruous Generosity Takes Its Toll; Given the Circumstances, What Is the Straight and Narrow When Even Children Are Taught to Become the Twisted Misconception of How an Animal Survives in the Wild: No Room for Sympathy But Little Do They Know That the Capacity to Care For Others Is Innate and Wholly Appropriate in Any Situation