You heard it here first, folks

Simon Baker of "The Mentalist" looks like a young Michael Caine.

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level

Oh boy, am I the only one who finds shoulder blades ridiculously sexy? Just enough to show those two plates of beauty. Not so skinny as to show the spine or the oppression.

Dealing with issues that matter

Oh man, my blog is so far away from being quality. I'm linking to other blogs!

http://goldenfiddle.com/node/13127

It's a picture of SNL's Kenan Thompson and G4TV's Olivia Munn thumbs-up, thumbs-pointing to a club dancer.

The first comment by zaptor:
I wonder if O.M. is pro-choice

Terrible, but I giggled.

Unoriginal schmuck

So you're climbing Mt. Everest. You're thinking about how great it'll be to be the first to the top. You get to the top. You find a handful of flags already on top. You weep.

Max Bill sculpted "Endless Ribbon." He thought he had stumbled upon a new shape. This new shape wasn't new at all. The Mobius strip had been discovered a few decades back. Imagine the disappointment!

I started watching The Sopranos. It's a pretty good show. I thought it was funny to call Dr. Melfi "Dr. MILFi." I always check to see if my little puns and stupidity have been said before. I searched on Google for "Milfi The Sopranos" and yep, it's been done. The Internet delivers once again.

Score one for nature!

Fully functional, same specs from the start. You are you!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/04/garden/04twins.html

Here's the church, and...

Steeplechase. Track with a puddle.

But who can watch the watchmen?

The American public can, come March 2009!

Killing me won't bring back your fucking honey!

I enjoy a 3.75 oz. bag of Wise's Honey BBQ flavored potato chips every other day at my desk. I won't have that luxury if the honey bee problem continues. The Happening mentions the honey bee mystery massacre. It's pretty important if you think about it.

Transfer

Long-form improv comedy doesn't visually transliterate well into video. It's pretty good with just audio, though. The object work and silly physical moves are lost but everything else stays entertaining.

Go like this

My hands move like this when I talk. Recently, I don't know if it's to compensate for the fact that I'm trying hard to sound more sure of myself by speaking louder and using more brusque statements. But, if it is, it looks fucking hilarious.