Random ridiculous thoughts that I think would make the world a better place

Here comes the hyper-meta, self-aware hypocrisy. These thoughts and ideas make me laugh for no good and insidious reasons. FULL FORCE

A liberating, empowering piece of advice to impart to your next girlfriend:
"fuck a lot of men. then let the world know that you fucked a lot of men."
or just tell the world that "you fucked a lot of men."

Christopher Moltisanti--while high--sat on Cossette, his fiancée Adriana's lap dog.The Sopranos.

Later, the gang organizes an intervention and they each go around saying a prepared statement. Christopher gets defensive and starts pointing out the flaws of each and every person in the room. The intervention ends with Christopher getting punched out of his chair and repeatedly kicked on the ground. I think he was beat with the chair he was sitting on, too. This is the worst intervention ever executed.

homo seat - slang for that empty seat left unoccupied between two men to avoid having to be so uncomfortably close to each other

This caught me off-guard; I did not expect this to happen in MOUTHFEEL

Max Bill created a sculpture in the shape of a Mobius strip called "Endless Ribbon"
He thought he created a new shape. But the Mobius strip was already discovered by someone else...
What a disappointment, thinking that you are the first, but really are not.

if a fire extinguisher exploded in a fire, would it put out the fire in that area of the explosion? make it worse? Will try it someday.

Watching films with cool characters to learn how to be cool.

CamelCase / camel caps / medial capitals
When you join separate words (by removing the spaces) and still capitalize all of the words

watching Oz one week and Battlestar the next week. my tendencies wavered between epic space battle / soap operatic drama adrenaline and emotional high and wanting to buttrape a felon

What if brian lehrer interviewed himself on his own show
it'll be confusing because it's radio! YES